So, folks, Trump delivered a speech at the annual National Prayer Breakfast this morning, and I really couldn’t believe my ears. YOU WOULD THINK BY NOW I’D BE USED TO THIS NONSENSE! Less than three minutes into his speech, he actually started talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger taking Trump’s place on his “hit” tv show “The Apprentice.”
“We had tremendous success on the Apprentice and when I ran for President, I had to leave the show. That’s when I knew for sure I was doing it. And they hired a big, big movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to take my place, and we know how that turned out. The ratings went right down the tubes, it’s been a total disaster, and Mark will never ever bet against Trump again. And I want to just pray for Arnold if we can for those ratings.”
The President of the United States of America, POTUS, was talking about his hit television show ratings while at a PRAYER BREAKFAST! I mean, did a speechwriter actually write that? Or was Trump just improving to entertain us all?! I was LMAO!
EVEN BETTER was Arnold Schwarzenegger’s response:
“Hey Donald, I have a great idea. Why don’t we switch jobs — you take over TV because you’re such an expert at ratings and I take over your job. Then people can finally sleep comfortably again.”
OMG!!! LMAO!!! Laughing it right off!!! It’s gone! Really, I have no ass left!!!